cumberbitchsandwich:

imjohnlocked:

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

pantslesswrock:

beinggayisokay:

Perfect dad is perfect.

“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”

winter-quay:

part of me wants eleven’s regeneration to be gorgeous and epic and something that really celebrates all the amazing things matt smith brought to the role

but the other part just wants him to trip over his shoelaces or something

jooleah:

#THAT SWITCH IN HIS EXPRESSION WHEN JACK LEAVES #i’m still marvelling at it like wow it is literally perfect #one moment he seems genuinely distraught over will’s breakdown and then the next he completely shifts to being calm and calculating and utterly terrifying #he’s pulling everyone’s strings so effortlessly and i am just in awe wow i hate you #MADS YOUR ACTING IS A+ SIR

So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

→ the men of who

...there came a tremendous ring on the front-door bell.

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

shufflecats:

so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

the-dream-of-a-ridiculous-girl:

stravaganza:

cumberbuddy:

aristophrenic:

#whoa whoa whoa EXCUSE ME

wait

what

Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy what a gifset. 

He’s putting him to sleep…

Oooooooooh fuck, this hurts

All the feels for John :,’-(

COLLECT ALL THE AWARDS AND JUST THROW THEM AT MARTIN.

butdoctorwho:

amyjpond:

i wonder if little amelia pond ever stayed up really late, with a plate of fish fingers and a bowl of custard ready, just in case he did come back

kiranwearsscienceblues:

thedoctorwillsaveme:

pigfarts-is-on-vulcan:

I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.

Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?

oh 

my

god

i think your cat has a crush

matturday:

my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”